SIGHTINGS: The Unolith

July 7, 2014

Sent in by Starco attendant Dave “Doughboy” Dowman at the fueling station in the distant Doonbocks asteroid belt – here’s Bizzy, getting down after finding this strangely-shaped object while the Myami Bass-ship refueled.  The monument-like object appeared to be carved from some type of mineral, and was mysteriously in the shape of a numeral “1.”

Doughboy watched as Bizzy ambled right up to the “1″ and was about to touch it when it blasted out a deep bass frequency! Nothing else happened, everyone was fine, then Bizzy started dancing around, moving and grooving with wild, new energy! Everything is on the One!